But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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