I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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