Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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