He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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