Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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