how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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