Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
