We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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