my mouth tastes like poor choices
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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