just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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