She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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