I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
So many bounce houses so little time
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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