My brain says no but my pants say off.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My pussy is not your playground.
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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