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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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