The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Man, jail baloney is awful.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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