Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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