going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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