party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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