So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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