You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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