So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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