Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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