I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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