As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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