i don't like sucking hair
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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