Small penises have feelings too.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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