It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
do herpes really smell.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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