I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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