it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
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So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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