she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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