Do you still have your period?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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