Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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