he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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