chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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