All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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