He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just forgot I was standing up.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
