10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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