I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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