Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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