I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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