People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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