i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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