I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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