porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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