ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
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Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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