Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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