The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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