If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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