im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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