If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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