I cockslap morals
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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