Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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