Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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